| 1. | no, luv | ||
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An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!"
Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'. A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?"
16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!" |
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| 2. | luv | ||
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the stupid way of saying "love" that practically no one takes notice to, unless youre 12 years old, in a relationship and you think you "luv dis person til da day u die". :) i luv u
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| 3. | LYOUV | ||
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IT MEANS "THERES NO LUV WITHOUT YOU". BUT YOU CAN JUST USE IT FOR SAYING "I LYOUV" hey youve been in my life for a while now and i just wanna let you know that i lyouv.
i love you and with out u theres no lyouv |
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| 4. | But I love you no! | ||
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Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!! Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!
Salesperson: blah blah blah..... You: but I love you no!!! Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence) You: (makes their escape) |
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| 5. | spam purse embargo | ||
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A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means. "Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
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| 6. | Luv off | ||
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Luvin off some1 is wen u luv em so much, u love everyting bout dem, but only lyk people my age say it coz dey fink dey no wot luv is, so u say u love some1 off Example 1:
OMG I luv off tim!! Example 2: Tracy luv's dat boy off u no |
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| 7. | no ledge | ||
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A different way to write "knowledge" basing on the sound of the two words. no ledge = knowledge
U2 = you too luv u = love you |
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