Upstate New York, contrary to the belief of Long Islanders, does not begin just north of the city. NYC suburbs include Rockland, Orange, Westchester, Putnam, and Lower Dutchess counties - including Fairfield County, CT. "Upstate" begins north of those places, when there is no longer Metro-North train service to Grand Central Station.

Poughkeepsie is NOT part of upstate New York. However, slightly north of Poughkeepsie (i.e., Rhinebeck) is where "upstate" actually begins. On the flip side of the Hudson, Newburgh is not upstate. Newburgh is only an hour and a half from the city. Please don't call Newburgh upstate. West of the Hudson, upstate begins in Ulster county.

WHOEVER SAID THIS:

"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.

Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.

As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.

In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.

GO SOX!

Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"

Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "

IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:

New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable

WHOEVER SAID THIS:

"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.

Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.

As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.

In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.

GO SOX!

Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"

Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "

IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:

New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New Engla...

A six piece mathcore (who also incorporate elements of grindcore and experimental post-hardcore) band from New Jersey. Originally formed in 2002 with the name And Ever the group lacked a bass player. After releasing a five song demo and playing shows the band's style began to change and they soon changed their name to The Number Twelve Looks Like You (named after an episode from the television series The Twilight Zone). Since then the band is no longer a free bass outfit and have added a bassist.

The band's style is known for being very chaotic and heavy then switching to a softer more melodic sound very quickly (often multiple times in the same song) and alternating high pitched screaming, death growls, and clean singing

The band has released three full length albums which are:

Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses (2003)
nuclear. sad. nuclear (2005)
Mongrel (2007)

as well as two EP's :

An Inch of Gold for an Inch of Time (2005)
The Number Twelve Looks Like You EP (which was a Hot Topic exclusive)released in 2007

After a few lineup changes it's current members are:

Jesse Korman - Vocals
Justin Pedrick - Vocals
A...

Verschlusspanik (fair-SCHLOOSE-pah-neek) is a German word that literally means "closing panic." It refers to the rush of new investors (and new capital) into consumer investments like mutual funds that occurs when the sponsoring financial house announces that its fund will no longer accept new accounts beyond a certain date. That "last-minute" stampede is due to Verschlusspanik on the part of potential investors who do not want to be shut out of the fund.

Vagina that is very hairy and looks like roast beef!

A term used when a person has moved on and is no longer with someone. Usually refers to a male when he is done with his woman.

This term may also be used to cover up the fact that a man got dumped and is trying to make it seem like he doesn't care, when he is really crying inside because his girl finally left his sorry butt. The fact is, he actually can't find a girl who will put up with him like his ex did and is therefore lonely and secluded.