| 1. | No-Life Crisis | ||
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1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it. 1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really. |
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| 2. | Facebook mid-life crisis | ||
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Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement. Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."
Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis." |
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| 3. | Half-Life crisis | ||
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One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class. Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
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| 4. | quater life crisis | ||
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"My parents told me I can do anything with my life, be anyone I want to be and that the possibilities are endless...not like in their generation"
A new term for those born in Gen Y. It refers to the time when you have completed college or University and you have no clue whether you want to get married, be single, find a career, travel the world, invest, spend, start your own business, move to another city or country, settle in one place, go back to school, pay back debt... basically an exciting yet horrid time when you are happy one day, suicidal the next, and during it all.. all you can think about is... "If my 20's are supposed to be the best time of the life, then why I am so fucking CONFUSED?" Girl Thinks: "Who wants a boyfriend when I can be a high profile business women making a 100 + a year, own my own place and never rely on a man... on the other hand... I really want to able to settle down in a small town, never work and be a stay at home mom... AHHH such a quater life crisis!"
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| 5. | Quarter Life Crisis | ||
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When the world should be your oyster, but is really your Inferno. A period of time, right after high school to late twenties, where you are expected to perform and act exactly like the other adults who are ten years your senior or older, yet more than likely no one has taught you the basic ideas and attitudes of how to be successful in the real world. You will also find out that many of the well intentioned adults, or the adults who wanted to feel important, (teachers, parents, etc.) who actually gave you advice or put in there two cents when it wasn't asked for, were down right dumb, if not delusional, and had no clue what the hell they were talking about when it comes to being successful in real life. So you are left to figure out much of it on your own. Most of the areas of your life you will be confused about are dating, career, finances, finding a place to live, and friends. This is more than likely going to be the worst time in your life. *THIS IS NOT A JOKE* This will make the on-going, never ending, day to day, living hell that was high school or middle school seem as easy as breathing. You will more than likely wish you were still in high school, middle school, or 10 years old back in elementary school...just so that you'd be sheltered from and never have to know the never-ending mental turmoil you are going through. If the quarter life crisis has taught me one thing above anything else, it's that when I have kids I am always going to be open to listen, without judgment, (unlike the assholes I grew up around) when they need me to and that teaching them about bills, check books, credit cards, bosses, job applications, relationships and all that other happy horse shit isn't such a bad idea either.
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| 6. | Quarter-life crisis | ||
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The time when you reach your 20s and you realize that you have no money, no job, no properties, no credit (not enough) and no significant others. Mom: What are you so depressed about? You are young and the future is out there!
Son: You don't understand. I'm in a quarter-life crisis. |
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| 7. | pre life crisis | ||
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The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone. Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now. |
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