|1.||Your mum has no legs and lives in a canoe|
Your mum has no legs and lives is a canoe is a statement used by special people to offend special people.
Special people are so special they find pathetic things like this offencive, where as none special people find it hilarious.
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DevilsPunish: Your mum has no legs and lives in a canoe.
a term used when you want to get so drunk that you feel like you have no-legs
Its going to be one of those no-legs nights.
A woman with no legs
when you see a woman with no legs her name is cunswaylo
An unusual term used to define a grasshopper with no legs.
This grasshopper has no chance, its a nizzarf.
A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs
"What do you call a cow with no legs."
a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs
the lady from the book "so much to tell you"
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.
Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?