Masturbating without using your hands.
Oliver: Hey Braden guess what!
Oliver: I just pulled a no hander
Braden: AWWHH SHIT MAN tmi
When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)
-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.
-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander
Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"
The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.
By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.
Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)
The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...