a competition where fags insert their penises into a vacuum while it is running and see who can piss the most blood.
the loser has to shove 6 used condoms filled with toy cars into is bung hole and then go get an x-ray
after losing that vaccum fuck im not sure what hurts more, my dick or my anus.
1. To be active in a sexual manner
2. Vigorously thrusting with no self control. Which can lead to:
screaming, shouting, yelling, and violently shaking of the bed.
3. Sex that would include: licking, sucking, nibbling and grinding.
4. Passionately foundling with hands/mouth or other objects such as dildos, vibrators and in various positions.
5. An extremely physical act which two or more people pleasure each other. Sometimes in a kinky way.
To have sex so hard it makes you scream.
Ken likes an active fuck.
Negation of the strongest nature. Similar to hell no, no way, etc.
"Bitch, go get me a mild!"
"FUCKANAW, get your own damn mild!"
A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.
I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !
F.W.Y.H. stands for Fuck What You Heard.
Q: I heard your bf dumped you.
A: Hell no, f.w.y.h., I dumped him!
1)a person who u tlk to as a friend but when ur horny u can call them
2)a person that u can call because ur horny to give u some
3)someone strictly for sex only and not intended for a relationship afterward
CAN BE TWO GUYS
TWO GUYS AND ONE GIRL
TWO GILRS ONE GUY
(UNLIMITED PARTNERS OF ANY GENDER)
4)STRICTLY A BUDDY/BUDDIES THAT U FUCK WIT NO COMITMENT
I have two FUCK BUDDIES..well three but i don't fuck him much!!One night i was soo fucking horny i called up jimmy and he didn't answer then i called kevin and h didn't answer either.So i called the one that i dont fuck much..and he didn't answer either.So i got inthe shower and finger myself a lil.When i got out of the shower jimmy called me bak..so i told him is was wet and ready for him to bone me.He came over and brought brian.So we go upstairs to my room and they give me a hug and start to ake my clothes of and kiss me while at the same time.THey take turns fingering me and sucking on my huge tittys.Then its time to get down to business.JImmy takes his sweatshirt off and pulls down his pants exposign the most tan,hard thick, longest dick i have ever seen and shoves it up my ass.!!UHHHHHH.YES YES YES...DEEPER..DEEPER.While brian pleasures him self untill he has to join in. HE lays on the bed while i start to swirl and flick my tounge on the head of his dick untill he pushes my head down and i deep throat him.We're pretty much gang banging by then. Then they switch places but insted of brian fucking me up the ass while i give jimmy andmore...
a shot of tequila. no lemon or salt or nuthin. just tequila ya pussy.
FUUUUCK!!!! you gotta growl it out.
a key ingredient to a SKULLFUCK, which also has jagermeister in it.
-let's get some FUCKs into us
-Who wants a fuck
-yeah, i love FUCKs
-jesus H christ, i'm FUCKed. let's have another one
-man, that's a good FUCK
-quit your yapping and pour me a FUCK already
GUY 1: got any snortskies
GUY 2: bahhhaaha SNORTSKIES, nah, but i've gotta a bottle of fuck
GUY 1: FUCKs, i haven't had a FUCk since this morning. where the FUCK is it?