|8.||Public Sex Codes|
Ok, everyone is aware of the poor Senator Craig's sad state of circumstance. If he had only been made been aware of the secret codes ( Public Sex Codes) public gay sex practitioners have been using for years, the whole situation could have been avoided. In an effort to protect other innocent civilians out there from the same, I have compiled the following list of coded behavior.more...
1) Tapping the foot: Tapping the foot repeatedly in a separated rhythmic pattern essentially says "Hello friend, I am available for public gay sex.". A positive response to the tapping would be a much slower rhythmic tapping translated to "Well hello to you too, I am also available for public gay sex and would be interested in having some with you." The initiating party would then move his foot to touch the others in a pseudo "handshake" effectively beginning a deeper level of communication.
2) After the initial "How do you dos", it is important for both parties to announce the types of activities they are willing to perform or have performed on them. Senator Craig's rubbing the bottom of the stall with his LEFT hand, palm up, would translate loosely into "If you would like, I will be happy to give you a handjob eventually leading to oral sex that I will perform on you. Would you like that? Would you reciprocate this activity?" It was at this point the Senator was detained for questioning. Had the officer rubbed his hand in a similar fashion it would have told the Senator "Sounds good to me...
N., ADJ. 1.Large burly man that can drink a leprechaun under the table, literally, He is very flexible and is especially good at drinking vast quantities upside down.
2. Someone who consumes masssive amounts of booze and proceeds to perform obscene and lewd acts in public.
1.(Did you see that? He just did a keg stand and went "everly" on that frat party)
2.(No more whiskey for that guy, he's going to turn everly and start peeing on people)
When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.
How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing
1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.
If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.
Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?
Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
Sexual Hermits is
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
|13.||Initial Public Offering|
(FINANCE) when a corporation "goes public"; the first sale of stock by a corporation. All sales of stock or bonds on the stock market require the services of an underwriter, or investment bank. Outside of the USA and China, it is common for regular banks to offer underwriting for corporations.more...
Incorporation is a legal status that allows (but by no means requires) a firm to issue stock. Moreover, once a corporation lists stock, it does not necessarily do so on a major exchange. Some corporations areclosely held, which means they have a small number of shareholders who are mostly affiliated with management; other corporations are "private," which means they have no stock issues at all, and control/shares of profits are determined contractually.
Some corporations have issues of stock, and that stock is traded, but it is not listed. Instead, it is traded on the "pink pages." Such companies are usually in a bad way, but not necessarily.
An IPO is the first issue of stock by a corporation THAT DOESN'T ALREADY have a listed stock. If a company is "taken private" (i.e., bought out by a PE fund and de-listed) then it can have another IPO (or "sponsored IPO
|14.||Poop In My Shoe!|
An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"