The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.
Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.
Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.
One of the best cereals to be produced in the universe. Crunchy wheat exterior; creamy chocolate interior. No mortal can resist Krave's delicious glory.
Tom: Have you heard of that new Krave cereal Kellogg's is selling now?
Tim: Oh yeah dude, it's legit. I'm addicted to the stuff!
Tom: Holy crap, same here!
If youre at your peak, it means for a while your life will be the best.Thats fine, but when it's over, youll miss the 'glory days' because your life will NEVER be as good as it was.Popular kids with everything? Their life won’t get any better.Once they hit 30, life starts going downhill, and youll be laughing with your spouse, kids and job.If you're still in school and you want to be like them, think about this: If they live up to about 90, their peak is roughly a ninth of their lives, when they are young and learning, maturing.If you havent peaked yet, consider yourself lucky because each day is a step closer.If you peak late you could become one of those oldies that you see on the news that achieved something great with their lives.Having a normal childhood is the best because it prepares you for life and develops your character.The people who peak while theyre young are worst, because they don't actually have a personality.Its true.And if you don't develop a personality early in life, it can lead to problems for the rest of it.If you feel you are in your peak currently, don't fret; all you have to do is stop peaking.Do what makes YOU happy.Go back to a state where everything makes you excited.Forget about social status and live your life but be sensible.Save it for when you give up.If youve already peaked, remember all the happy times, sounds and emotions from your peak, and don't just give up. Think of the way you live your life as a rehab.No peak lasts forever.more...
1.The Act of publistisizeing is the deliberate attempt to manage the public's perception of a subject while blatantly lying and making absolutely no sense at all.
The Keg Party (Knowledge Enthusiasm, Glory....Beer)
-Similar to Democrats and Republicans
At the republican national convention. Paul Ryan publistisized (past tense) Led Zepplin and Ac/Dc in an attempt to gain votes due to race of people.
A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
|433.||What's the good word?|
1. A phrase no one in America understands, probably from lack of bacon.
2. A greeting, as in
"What's the story, morning glory?"
3. An excuse for people to blurt out their favorite word.
1. What's the good word?
2. What's the good word?
Man, I just got herpes!
3. What's the good word?
|434.||the purpose of life|
There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.
Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.
In other words, love is what makes the world go round
the purpose of life is love