Usually a person that tries hard to hang out with preps, yuppies and snobs, but never is really accepted. Claims to be everyone's friend. Will tell you he can get anything and do anything because he's so awesome, but usually never comes through. Is a man of empty promises and few real friends. Likes to buy expensive clothes to impress said shallow preps, yuppies and snobs, but usually can't afford them. Usually very insecure. His favored group usually uses the no-getter for grades, items or favors. Usually is a pathalogical liar. The grass is always greener on the other side with this guy. Many can be FOBs or 2nd generation immigrants that want white kids to accept them.

Listen, but only challenge when the no-getter makes baseless, insecure insults towards you. Take pity on these people, usually they have a warped sense of what friendship is about.

1. An item that is not genuine.
2. A person that does not have genuine intentions.
3. no-getter. See definition after the link.

1. Usually upper-middle class suburban kids that have no clue how people outside their society operate. Usually humorless, except when it comes to their own retarded humor. Many of their parents are in the same cliques and well-off, so they are set up for life. Usually are hard to break into unless you are white and rich or rich and conformist. In effect, preps in America are virtually the dawn of this nation's nobility. Usually camouflage themselves in trucker hats, jackets, striped shirts, lots of pink, Abercrombie, Seven jeans, Vuitton and those metal spiked belts. Warning: Intelligence lacking.
2. The tool and no-getter love sucking up to preps.

a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.

A person who goes out of their way to promote his or her wretched oder. This includes not showering and realeasing gas with no regard for human life.

A name you give to an older or younger sibling who gets everything he/she wants, no matter what it is. Often used when angry at said sibling.

A female being capable of bringing a man to his knees.
Gets what she wants regardless of what a man says or thinks.
Can make a man cry, break his will, and his heart at the same time.
A female who thinks men are big babies that need to be coddled and taken care of.
An independent thinking female with no need for a man.
What a man wants but knows he can't ever have.