Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.

As mentioned on ChrisBox.com

In todays society, no straight man likes to hold the title of "gay", nor posess any of the qualities that would make one homosexual. In turn, when in a public setting, we must instate what one calls the "Female Buffer".

The female buffer is not just any woman. This woman has to be generally good looking see this example. Click here. This woman can not be any of the following:

* Fat
* Ugly
* Butch
* Manly in any way
* Excessively hairy
* Express an unhealthy odor
* Lesbian

As you can see, there is a strict protocol a woman must adhere to in order to obtain the female buffer status. It is not easy to be a female buffer; but it is a wonder how so many women are female buffers, in a world of such ugly. There are a proud few, beautiful women who are proud to say "I am a female buffer".

There is a very strict protocol to what a female buffer must do, and what one must do to uphold the duties of a female buffer. A female buffer must always stand or walk directly in the center of the two males. Distance in this situation does not matter since the female buffer is of the opposite sex. In the event that there is an odd number of men (example, 3 men and 1 female buffer), one more man must be brought along to even out the pack, and two men must be on each side at all times. In this situation there will be man standing next to man. To fix this situation, all men must stand at least 5 feet apart at all times. ...

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

A normal woman with a big ole 3-D booty(wide and round), small waist, no tummy, with nice legs, thighs, and hips. A female version of the world strongest men w/o the man like muscles. Nick names are horse, stallion, pony. She doesn't need to arc her back, she can just stand up and Bam Boom, it's there. She has a body a man would want to wrestle for fun.

A beastly looking female with no flappers.

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.