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1.)A poor excuse for a rock band. Claiming to be progressive rock they appeal to emos who grew up in suburbia and cut themselves. While their supporters claim they are similar to Rush, their music is not nearly as progressive or influential. their lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, has hair that is larger than his head. This is why he has no talent, because it is all used in the effort to maintain such a stupid and "alternative" haircut. In fact, the tiny amount of talent Sanchez has is directly proportional to his penis size. No one in this band has enough talent to carry the guitar pick of the likes of Kirk Hammett or Slash. And the singing can be compared to a garbage disposal. Oh and claudio sanchez needs to be deported
3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants
Hey did you go to the emo show yesterday?
No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.
3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!
Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.
A bitch call is used to refer to somebody who calls and lets the phone ring once, then hangs up. Therefore, it seems they tried reaching them and therefore care. Usually, a bitch call is used so the other person has to call them back. Or an excuse such as "I tried calling you." is used.
Oh, I missed a call from my girlfriend!
No, you just got bitch called.
A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.
I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!
Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.
Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.
Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick
My personal favorite guitarist ever. Rolling Stone put him #1 on their list, "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time". Could not read music yet played like he'd had lessons since the first day of his life. I'd like to know, how the hell is he overrated, and not the best guitarist ever?more...
Some complaints against him:
1. He was limited to the blues and a 4/4 time frame.
a. Sure his songs all had that time frame, but if you think he was limited to the blues than you're a fucking douche. He had rock songs, blues songs, and psychadelic songs. So yeah, more than blues.
2. He plays very sloppy guitar.
a. Think again, dumbass. Recording technology back then didn't allow him the same clarity as bands in later decades, so the music occasionally sounded like crap. But the man himself played neatly.
3. Jimi can't play very fast, nor does he have good techniques.
a. One person wrote that he played the same scales and keys all the time. Wrong, he had great variety. And bullshit that he can't play fast, just listen to the alternate recording of Spanish Castle Magic for some fast stuff. Besides, speed isn't everything otherwise DragonForce would be the best band, right?
4. He's not the greatest guitarist ever, many have surpassed his skill.
a. Such idiotic words. He hadn't played guitar for very long, couldn't read or write music, made amazing solos and riffs on the spot, and kicked everyone's ass. How many others can say the same thing? Oh, zero. Because he does kic...
A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.
boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."
They don’t exist in foxholes. To the contrary, it is not someone who doesn’t practice any religion, but it’s a stupid fool who refuses to recognize the existance of the spiritual including a diety. They only believe in what they can see through science and disrgard any philisophical, theological or prophetical evidence of a supreme being. The irony is that it takes more faith to be an atheist than to believe in a diety because the atheist must always explain things not commonly understood like the origin of the universe (even the proposed Big Bang theory eventually points to a supreme being), scientific laws, prophecy and how only females in all species can reproduce their own kind, etc. Because atheists deny the existance of a diety due to a lack of scientific evidence, they must also deny things that are independent of scientific evidence like mathematics, psychology, emotions, miracles, dreams, demonic possession, the existance of good and evil, etc. Since an atheist claims to not belive in anything that cant be scientifically proven, especially God, the word “atheist” itself is a farce because they DO have a belief system; a belief that must assume everything in this universe is a coincidence and there are no abolutes.more...
Some atheists may either be aggressively active (intollerant of any belief and attacking persons of faith) or passive (supporting others who have faith), depending on the person. Michael Nudow of California was an example in the news a few years ago ...