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1.
A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
by Andrew D. August 07, 2006
 
2.
A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004
 
3.
someone that is insignificant.

a person who chooses apathy.

a person who stands for nothing.

a couch potato.
That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.

My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
by jeff Martin March 21, 2006