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When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.
by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011