bonus

When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!

When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!

by The Deuce King May 1, 2006

bonues

Fancy word for 'typo'

Man, did you understand anything his email said with all those bonues in it?

by Doofus Monitor December 29, 2005

Bonus

When a guy get head, pussy, and ass all in one night.

When a woman gives up all 3 holes in one sexual encounter.

He's getting lucky tonight, he's getting the BONUS!

by Modog1209 February 19, 2017

Bonus

A Boner from a Jonas Brother.

Hey man I so have a bonus for Joe Jonas

by Blake Weber July 30, 2011

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

bonus

marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!

We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!

by D Maz March 10, 2006

bonus

a person that everyone hates but still hangs around and takes shit from everyone. variations include 'bone', 'bone daddy' etc

bonus : 'hi guys'
normal ppl: 'get fucked bonus u are a queer cunt. why be such a bonus'

by res pig August 20, 2003