A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran Oct 20, 2006 add a video
to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.
Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?
Casey: No. I don't think so.
Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!
Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!
Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!
When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"
As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.
Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"
"Hey did you hear about Allen?"
"He's going to boner poke Elizabeth!"
|20.||The Raging Boner|
A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.
A spontaneous boner, if you will.
"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."