my anus

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

My anus

A butthole

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!

by JOKER10xd September 5, 2017

my anus

the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)

yo, you aint neva gonna tap my anus.

by barnos October 28, 2003

my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 31, 2004

Village in my Anus

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

by Star Platinum August 16, 2014

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 5, 2016

My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

by Carliann May 27, 2007