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the nicest guys

the nicest guys cum the hardest.

get yourself a "nicest guy".
person 1: do you know what they say about the nicest guys?
person 2: what, they always finish last?
person 1: no you fool, they cum the hardest!
You
YOU are the nicest

Nicest person in the world 

Elijah tipping is officially the nicest person in the world he is so amazing and appreciates everyone around him he is also bum fucking gabe
Wow its Elijah "the nicest person in the world".

Noncester 

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Noncest by BigJuice June 23, 2019

nicest asshole 

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.
“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
nicest asshole by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018