while a dude proceeds to bang an under age girl from behind,he then raises both hands give's the peace sign on both hands then say's "i am not a crook" giggity.
Dude I totally gave that girl the nixon last night.
by Sean Russell September 24, 2007
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When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
by Geezer December 04, 2003
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
by shazwald February 02, 2010
Getting fucked over. Taken advantage of. Named after President Nixon.
"Dude, I just got nixoned!"

"Oh man, my HMO nixoned me."

"I'm going to nixon that guy."
by ghammer August 03, 2013
Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
by SpookN November 30, 2005
A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
by tra4 February 14, 2012
Penis.
She only likes him for his large nixon.
Suck my nixon!
It looks like his nixon must have gotten caught in some farm machinery.
by MaxWilson October 20, 2008

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