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stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag
Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.
stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

No Nut Nitwit 

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022

nit-twit 

A person who constantly tweets, flooding you with inane details about their daily activities.
John is a total nit-twit, I've gotten 20 tweets from him this morning, the most interesting of which being that his cat loved the new cat food.
nit-twit by golden wench October 14, 2009
An idiot, a fool
He's a complete nitwit
nitwit by Geoff September 13, 2003
A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).
"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."
Nitwit by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019
Shut up you nitwit. Leave me alone.
nitwit by Light Joker April 26, 2005