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A nitrous oxide user who displays the characteristic addictive behaviour reminiscent of crack cocaine. Given the brevity of its effects, a nitrous whore will go at lengths to consume or purchase more nitrous, which is all the more amusing given its relatively non-addictive properties. A facetious adaptation of the term crack whore.
The house is a sty, the dishes are piling up, and all you seem to do is suck on them nitrous bulbs. Have a shower and get addicted to a real man's drug, you seedy fuckin' nitrous whore!
by faustus December 02, 2006

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