lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

lipstache by sky7309 January 28, 2014

noustache 

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.

After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.

noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008

Nip stache 

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.

Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache

Nip stache by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017

nutstache 

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

nutstache by A Friend September 3, 2003

hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.

"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."

Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.

Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.

Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014