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1. Nipple Twister
When one's thumb and index finger grasps the victim's nipples resulting in a whale of pain. If a victim experiences nipple twisters often enough in his/her run of existence, he/she may have nipple cancer.

Nipple twisters are mainly given to males, often by males. But there is an occasional pervert who decides to bestow a nipple twister to the head cheerleader of the school, who happens to have her boyfriend behind her. Ouch...
Justin: When I was your age, I was given nipple twisters daily, today, I am dying from breast cancer... I'm 28.

Tanner: Shitty...
2. bloopblop nipple
The aftershock of too many bad tiity twisters and/or breast feeding for too long.
That chick has a bloopblop nipple.
3. nipple twist
1.) Referring to a situation in online communication (text, email, chat, twitter, etc.) where you are bothered by another party. Generally more aggressive than spam and quite irritating.

2.) Amongst friends is sent with two "at" symbols side by side. (e.g. @@ ) When sent in this manner it is like a digital "poke" and often a digital conversation starter.
1.) Inconsiderate marketers are nipple twisters. As they try to utilize social media, they are often quite selfish and irritating.

2.) Hi Jim, @@
4. Nipple Twist
Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.

Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!

(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
5. nipple ball
the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.
Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.
by john himself May 31, 2005 add a video
6. nipple balls
a very painful disease that occurs in males during puberty where cells begin to grow in their nipples. They are very sensitive. One is usually worse than the other.
Some guy didnt believe me that i had nipple balls.
What a Corey.
7. Yugoslavian Fag Twirling
The act of inserting your penis in a mans rectum and twirling him around. While having someone give him a nipple twister and plucking out his pubic hairs each individually.
Hey bro if we get a few more people we can go to my grandma's place and do some Yugoslavian Fag Twirling while we munch on her delicious cookies.
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