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Nivedita
Nivedita is a suburb dweller that loves moonshine and is extremely brave, brave enough to quit a comfortable job to work in a crazy unorganized profession so that she could work towards the betterment of people unlike most people,
She is also extremely witty and can come up with smart little jokes.
Don't get me started on how cute she is.
She makes it really difficult to।lol at other people once she's caught your gaze
She is also extremely witty and can come up with smart little jokes.
Don't get me started on how cute she is.
She makes it really difficult to।lol at other people once she's caught your gaze
Nivedita by Asjerjesedere December 25, 2019
noped the fuck out
I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013
niederkartoffel
Niederkartoffel is derived from Kartoffel. He is an amazing guy and a very true friend. Full of energy even when he feels sick. He loves partying, hiking, jogging, cooking, Harry Porter, Indian food and more. Basically everything a girl/guy would look for in their partner.
niederkartoffel by Alyssa Alex November 9, 2018
Nivedita
Nivedita is a beautiful Indian girl. Hauntingly Beautiful. She is the kind of girl that inspires the romantic within all of us. She is the girl songs are written about, the girl that makes you want to pick up a guitar, the girl you find yourself writing poems for, in a giddy haze at 4 in the morning, whilst in the back of your mind wondering what the hell happened to your masculinity. Objectively, she is out of your league and yet every part of her seems to scream, 'talk to me, know me, love me'. The idea of another guy touching her sends you into a murderous rage and the idea of someone breaking her spirit simply breaks your heart. Falling for her can be intense and overwhelming, you fall hard and you fall fast but she can melt even the most stoical of hearts so don't attempt to fight it.
Nipdickle
A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.
“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
Nipdickle by John Willy January 4, 2023