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Nintendo Blow 

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
Nintendo Blow by Henning January 19, 2004

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

Hi, it’s me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
Nintendo Logic by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas 

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
Nintendo Ninjas by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.