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1.
Totally unoriginal, ridiculous fishbowl looking vehicle that is driven by souless soccer moms or sackless males. Regardless of on board options, such as dvd players, xm, game systems, leather or sunroof it will never, ever be cool and has no trade in value.

Ownership basically eliminates regard for any other vehicle on road except your own and includes frequent slamming on brakes for no reason, driving for miles with turn signal on, brake riding, talking on a cell phone while turned around yelling at kids, inability to park straight and driving 20 miles below speed limit in fast lane.
It sucks living on the same street as a school. I'm surrounded by ninny vans 24/7.
by hotboxin November 27, 2005
 
2.
n. a minivan with one small nine inch nails sticker on the back
I saw this ninnyvan go by it was blasting Only
by Jared Dean November 17, 2006