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Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Stage Ninja 

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019

Ninja Nude 

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
The best LEGO show in existence. Cannot be destroyed by anyone or anything. It has the biggest fandom in LEGO and is definitely NOT just for kids.
Ninjago. That's it, just Ninjago. There is no more to say.
Ninjago by WindNinjaLizzie April 23, 2020