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NINETTE by Ju-ice February 19, 2022

Ninjewtsu 

noun
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.

A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.

Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.
Hershel went to a coffee shop to get a bagel. Upon realizing the price was greater than he could afford, Hershel used ninjewtsu and successfully acquired the cream cheese for free claiming it had been left out in the sun for too long.

Ninjewtsu by Goldy-B September 16, 2007

Ninjette 

The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.
Question from ordinary man #1:

Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?

Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:

He found his Ninjette and is now complete.
Ninjette by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006
A female friend. As nigga is ma male friend
To all ma niggas and niggettes I miss yall. Ya nigga, Papi
niggettes by NativeNigga August 28, 2005

ninjette 

Nickname for the Kawasaki Ninja 250R motorcycle. The 250R is the smallest "Ninja" motorcycle that Kawasaki manufactures.
I took the ninjette out for a great ride yesterday.
ninjette by ninjette dude April 10, 2009

post-nineties 

(adj) describes a music genre which mimics the codes of 90s' rock'n'roll (irony, detachment, reverberations, lo-fi production) in the years 2010'...
Dude, that new Tomorrows Tulips is so post-nineties
post-nineties by stillinrock June 6, 2016