Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

Niggamonkeysex

When two niggas want to have sex

Eyy my nigga want to have niggamonkeysex

Niggamonkeysex by Slaveowner420 July 3, 2019

butt face ninja monkey 

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

butt face ninja monkey by cris rock September 24, 2010

ninja monkey 

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

ninja monkey by ralphie parker May 15, 2008

ninja monkey 

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

ninja monkey by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

Ninja Monkey 

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.

Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

Ninja Monkey by QanwI' January 2, 2009

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car 

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004