ninjapoo 

a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.

Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.

ninjapoo by scottoff August 20, 2007

ninjapoo 

A neglectful dog owner who fails to clean up after their dog.

"Ninjapoo struck again last night, and now I have a log on my front lawn."

ninjapoo by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008

ninja foot 

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.

Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.

ninja foot by Your Mother's Lover October 6, 2002

ninja-foot

Refered to a woman´s vagina seen through her pants.

That hos gotta big-ass ninja-foot

ninja-foot by Al Bravo May 25, 2006

Ninjapotamus 

A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! ITS A NINJAPOTAMUS!

Ninjapotamus by ninjapotamus December 7, 2011

Ninja Foot 

Camel Toe on an Asian Female.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa had a serious case of Ninja Foot on the episode of Family Guy last night.

Ninja Foot by Mah Frend Audrah! May 26, 2009

ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp

*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler

ninjafondler by DakodaXD August 19, 2010