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ninja date 

When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!
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Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009

ninjabate 

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninjavited

Short for "Ninja Invited" (see Also "Ninja Invite")

A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
"Sorry, Honey, as soon as I logged on I got Ninjavited to the raid"

"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
Ninjavited by Laliho August 7, 2009

Ninjamation

"That ninja has some badass ninjamation skills, he ninjamated the exact time that dude was gonna get punched in the face!"
Ninjamation by ThatNinja January 2, 2011

ninjiate 

v. To be or act like a ninja; to perform any ninja related actions (steal, sneak, kill, fight, attack); to perform with stealth or skill; to use any form of martial arts.
They must ninjiate into house, or there will surely be consequences.

How do you intend to ninjiate the Senator?
ninjiate by M. C. Ericson September 23, 2008

NinjaMaster29 

"What's a joe shoe?"

A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,

and they know JoJo through memes.

It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
Guys, we found a NinjaMaster29 in this discord server.
NinjaMaster29 by iAmTheBigGamer March 17, 2020