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ninja tech by ework February 21, 2013
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Tech Ninja
The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
Tech Ninja by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012
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Tech Ninja
The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
Tech Ninja by techieninja February 27, 2010
The masturbating ninja technique
When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
The masturbating ninja technique by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
Two Finger Ninja Technique
Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.
Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
Two Finger Ninja Technique by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009
Techno Ninja
A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
Techno Ninja by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
techno ninja
The above description is accurate only to a point. It is clearly referencing the period of time known is PCN or Pre Chuck Norris. These silly fools were no match for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.
Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.
Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
Yo Jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!
Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!
Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!
techno ninja by Steve Norris March 22, 2007