by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!
While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!
by mdguy September 16, 2006
1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
by xbettyx March 29, 2010
blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!
i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.
by deezo May 9, 2005
A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.
Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.
by D.Ella Hughley June 22, 2010
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.
I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006
The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.
by coop4870 July 3, 2010