A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.
- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017