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I gathered some facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"
by sam paulin August 12, 2005
A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage.

Acronym: Need Information Now Just Ask. A person who is an expert at something, or carries a great deal of knowledge about a particular thing.
The ninjas move swiftly through the palace.

Ask Daryl, he's the ninja to look for.
by Drewsef June 16, 2005
The darkest, the craziest, the most ninja of all ninjas to live. Foluké, he would round house kick you from Reading to China. He invented the round house kick and other ninjas stole it like Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris, these guys have nothing on Foluké.
Shit! Can you see that?
See what?
Its that Ninja! He calls himself Foluké
Oh yeh! What a bad ass mother fucker!
#ninja #crazy ninja #black ninja #dark ninja #round house ninja
by Macaroon 555 May 01, 2010
A substitute word for the N-word.
Yo, What up my Ninja?
#ninja #ninj #nigger #nigga #cracker #cracka #raciest #funny #lol #politically correct
by John Smuggy January 11, 2010
Abbreviation for No Income, No Job Assests.
"damn i screwed myself over when i married that ninja!"
#stealth kill #ninpo #ninjutsu #genjutsu #taijutsu #shuriken
by GTFO . December 21, 2008
A special person dressed in a black outfit with only their eyes showing. They are very good with literature and are best known for their role in the religious society as priests
my friend is a ninja" "fo' realz? can they help me with my english paper?
#ninja #person #spy #english teacher #religon
by Mdiggy the deaf girl December 17, 2010
A slang term, made famous by the rap group the Insane Clown Posse, meaning Homie, or freind
Juggalo 1: What up, Ninja?
Juggalo 2: Not Much,Homie, Got some Faygo?
#freind #homie #hater #padre #juggalo
by Matt Stegall June 19, 2007
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