I gathered some facts about them:
Ninja don't sweat.
Bullets can't kill a ninja.
Ninja invented skateboarding
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
Lack any personality
Fight skillfully with any object
Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Live in your house secretly for days
Can remove their shadow if needed
Go anywhere they want instantly
Catch bullets in their teeth
Kill themselves if they make a noise
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have cool words like Seppuku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically with their nose
Can hide in incense smoke
Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.
Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"
A really hardcore fan of the band Nine Inch Nails who feels the need to dress as a ninja at every live show. (Can also describe the "super-cool" people who wear Nine Inch Nails shirts to the Nine Inch Nails show.)
"I am the NIN-ja, you will all bow before me, for I am the Nine Inch Nails SUPERFAN!"
1. (v) To perform something dastardly and underhanded.
2. (v) To steal.
3. (v) To shirk or sneak away from something.
4. (v) To hide.
5. (v) To kill someone in a silent manner.
6. (v) In MMORPGs, to pick up a dropped item that your character does not need and refuse to give it to someone in your party who is more in need, just for the hell of it.
7. (n) In modern US military slang, any member of a Special Forces group that is primarily involved in recon, sabotage or rescue going deep into enemy territory. This is rarely used, but common when referring to a Special Forces operative who is wearing what is also dubbed a "ninja suit" - a pair of matte black BDUs, usually with some face paint to go with it.
8. (n) A grossly misunderstood historical occupation, skewed by comic books and movies. The ninja was the ultimate pragmatist - lofty codes of honor and ritual suicide did not apply at all to him. They were highly adaptive, extremely physically fit and intelligent - taijutsu, or hand to hand combat, is only part of the entire science and art that is ninjutsu. The ninja also learned how to camoflague, fake accents, act, craft disguises, chemistry (for creating bombs and devices), various kinds of weapons training, wilderness survival, escaping all sorts of prisons and traps, building traps and much more. Young children were scouted and adopted into ninja clans at a very young age, typically around six to eight, if came across a need to swell ranks. ...
a free runner who is so sick he could just be a descendent of a ninja,
a person who is amazing and sneaks outa no where
the guy who always wins in hide and seek
but is never found
DUUUDE did u just see that guy, i swear to god hes a frikin ninja
dude i hate john he always wins hide and seek AND HE DOESNT EVEN COME OUT WHEN WE YELL GAMES OVER
damn that guys so ninja he drinks salt
outa a sippy cup
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The darkest, the craziest, the most ninja of all ninjas to live. Foluké, he would round house kick you from Reading to China. He invented the round house kick and other ninjas stole it like Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris, these guys have nothing on Foluké.
Shit! Can you see that?
Its that Ninja! He calls himself Foluké
Oh yeh! What a bad ass mother fucker!
Ninja has no definition as Ninja cannot be defined
OMG a Ninja*decap*
VERB: this is the verb tense of ninja. to ninja is to do an extraordinary feat that would require the skill of a ninja.
guy 1: "dude i totally ninja'd up that pole to get to my balcony"
guy 2: "how?"
guy 1: "been watching ninja warrior"