I gathered some facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"
by sam paulin August 12, 2005
std such as aids/hiv or other terminal situation
hey, i heard your girl got that ninja!
by 19DJF74 May 12, 2008
The nice way to say nigger!
that bitch is such a ninja, or my teacher is a fat ninja!
by nwyrkmets8 January 15, 2008
Someone is a ninja if their dick is licenced as a lethal weapon.
Bob: "Dude! That guy just killed 9 people with his dick!"

Jim: "Yup, hes a ninja."
by The samm April 27, 2007
n:
1.Derived from the Japanese words for person (nin) and temple(ja) respectively, "ninja" as a noun refers to the sweetest being in the universe. Purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people, but his time is equally spent mackin' on hot babes and wailing on guitars.

2.Ryu Hayabusa

a:The quality of being pumped-up or bearing resemblance to the actions of a ninja.

v:To perform ninja-like actions, such as cutting the head off of three guys at once.

Exclamation: Shout of surprise used when either
1: about to be assasinated by a ninja,
2: performing a ninja action
n1:Ninjas are totally sweet.

n2:Ninja Gaiden, I love that game! Oh, ninja...

a:Did you see that guy uppercut the kid through the window? That was ninja!

v:Oh man, Dante ninjaed those demons with that guitar!

exclamation:NINJA!!!!!!
by therone March 29, 2005
Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.
You see that ninja walk by?
by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008
Meant to be used as an acronym - as in 'n'o 'i'ncome, 'n'o 'j'ob or 'a'ssets. Basically, a person who is a deadbeat, loser, dreg of society, waste of skin, useless, etc...
My older brother Derek follows the path of the ninja -- he's unemployed, smokes pot all day, and still lives at home with my parents.
by drunkenpetes October 25, 2007
Another way of adding prestige to someone's skills. Used to convey respect. Used in conjunction with the name of the person's skill.
Guy1: That Satch concert last night rocked man!
Guy2: Ya, dood's a guitar ninja.
by King Mango September 25, 2006

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