(V): When someone gives another person such a good comeback that the person being exposed to the torment never even sees it coming. But the burn does not end there my amigos. The Ninja'er comes back for a second attack, ending with their battle cry, "Ninja'd!" Then disappears before you even have time to pee your pants from shock. Here's a diaper baby, clean yo'self up. You be dirtying up my new kitchen floors. .. bitch.
Person A: "I think I was just Ninja'd and I may or may not have just pee'd a little bit."

Person B: "Ninja'd!" *Disappears*
by Captain Elbow September 30, 2010
When posting on a forum, you submit a post only to find that someone has posted the same thing only seconds earlier.
Ha ha, Julia Roberts is so lame.
----
Ha! Julia Roberts is so lame.

EDIT: DAMMIT! Ninja'd!
by mrespman October 22, 2005
When trying to respond to a comment on a chat room, only for someone to comment before you, making your comment lose it's original Context. Depending on the intermediary comment, this can have some humorous results
Dave: Anyone wanna play The new X-Box Game?

Sanders: How about some Dick?
George: ^^ Yeah, I'd want in on that
Sanders: Lol, Gay!
Dave: haha, dude, you got ninjad!
by Bongos222 May 06, 2014
To stealthy steal something from a person your having a conversation with where by they do not realise youv taken it untill much later.
Bob: wtf? wheres my cellphone?
Jason: What this one?
Bob: dammit how?
Jason: i ninjad that about 10 minutes ago
by Kuram May 31, 2007
Ninjad- the verb form of Ninja

1. v. The past tense form of taking an item from a person without their noticing, usually right in their line of vision.

2. Used in the popular game "Halo" for xbox 360 when a player is getting chased down by another from behind, jumps backwards, and assassinates the enemy. (past tense)
1)
Person 1: Where did my gum go?

Person 2: Bob totally ninjad it from you when you were playing basketball with him.

Person 1: Damn it, he is always taking my gum.....

2)
Player 1: How'd you kill that guy when he was chasing you and unloading bullets into your back??

Player 2: I totally ninjad him, he never saw it coming.

Player 1: ohhhhhhh, what a noob....
by Epic Lavalamp March 24, 2010
when you are assassinated by a lone ninja who used only a spoon to cut out your throat and sent you straight to hell
Satan: so how did you end up here
Bob: somebody ninjad me
by Maste Hades November 24, 2009
To take something quickly and quitely without anyone noticing. Offen used in the online game WoW when a party member takes an item without the party's consent.
Tim: Dude you gotta see my new phone it's so boss.
*tim reaches in his pocket for his phone*
Tim: What the hell, who ninjad my damn phone?
Mike: oh dude I thought you knew I was looking at it like 5 minutes ago.
Tim: How the??
by ninjadyurcar August 28, 2009
to steal or take unnoticed by another
Dave Ninjad from Sue a drink of her coffee when she was looking the other way
by Levian July 23, 2009

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