Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.
Are you going to call Steve again?
I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Ninja Vanish!
I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Ninja Vanish!
by mrMan83 July 21, 2011
by mr.ninjavanish February 10, 2010
by shermstyles January 10, 2014
When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.
While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.
by the macstablishment July 5, 2011
When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.
by Darkrage November 28, 2007
When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
by MonkeyHustler March 18, 2007
1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.
Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*
Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*
Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*
by Jafar T. D. November 2, 2006