Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.
A rapper who claims to be a gangster. Currently ninety-nine percent of all rappers fall into this category.
Rapper says, "Yo B I'm a gangster!" Listener looks at him and says, "Oh, you mean you like to pretend to be something you're not, and then talk about it to a nice beat in effort to confuse the real facts. You're not a gangster Fool-Dog, you're a gang-star."
|3.||Little Dick Syndrome|
The anxiety of knowing one's penis is extremely small. It's sometimes also refer to as Micro Penis. Most men who have Little Dick Syndrome are unable to satisfy women sexually; Young girls who have never had a sexual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. Due to the size of the penis or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their sexual encounter.more...
These men are angry. They are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. They are angry, in some cases, at the world. These men are distrustful. They do not trust that any woman would ever tell them the truth.
In some cases, the penis is actually inverted...meaning that one's penis is so small that it hides up inside the body. This occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. Some of these men take their Little Dick Syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. They like to find unknowing women via the internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. After one time of 'love making' these women usually flee, never to be heard from again.
Ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their dick far enough into a woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.
Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.
Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."
Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."
|5.||Dickless White Fuck|
A Dickless White Fuck is a white racist whose racism may be either open or hidden, but who does nothing but whine and complain like a weak coward about non-whites despite being the majority in their own countries (but not for long).
These individuals will flee like little puppies from their own neighborhoods to escape non-whites who move in, and then once in a safe place will posture and talk tough about how "one day we're gonna rise up an' take 'merica back from the coloreds..."
But they never do, nor ever will do anything but be belly crawling, boot licking Dickless White Fucks.
Ninety nine point nine percent of the Tea Party members who came to see Glenn Beck, we're, just like Mr. Beck, Dickless White Fucks.