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an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

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