1) Someone who thinks they're making a really important and clever point by defining "atheist" (and "non-creationist", apparently) as synonymous with "idiot".

2) Someone who lacks the intelligence to realise that the truths contained in certain religions are metaphorical, not literal - and that literally-interpreted religion is the biggest example of stupidity in human history.

3) Someone who attempts to back up their argument with a Shakespeare quoatation and gets it wrong - it's "Nothing will come of nothing", nincompoop.

nitwit, nincompoop, moron or thicko. Often used affectionately.

A term to describe someone who is looked upon as the "Village Idiot" and is constantly being laughed at and humiliated. Also refers to an imbecile, an oaf, a buffoon, an illiterate nincompoop, or a loudmouthed, fat bellied Coward.

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

NinComPoop, a silly, foolish, or stupid person

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in
Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the
heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.
Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck
on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with
the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An
insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what
they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress
us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be
available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick...

Noun. A boisterous dork, dweeb or nincompoop. An annoyingly loud twit.