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Aaron is a nincompoop.
by Yen January 05, 2000
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a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment
I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.
by Ur Majesty May 19, 2006
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Talking to Jay is frustrating. He doesn't listen and he insists on his own ways. Such a nincompoop
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George Bush, nincompoop.

by Jim Minton April 22, 2006
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Someone who has no clue or severely lacks any common sense.
BP's CEO is a major nincompoop!
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A braindead self important little turd given an impressive
sounding job title to keep him blissfully ignorant of
the world shattering nefarious machinations of his
keepers.-derived from army slangnon-com short for non commissioned officer
Is G.W. is the antichrist or just a retardNincompoop?
by georgy reinecke August 24, 2006
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(n.) A persons who intelligence is at a lower caliber and proceeds to flaunt his idiocracy in an unappealing or inappropriate manor.
Person 1: I raped a cow.
Person 2: No you didn't. Shut up, you nincompoop.
by Crazy Worm February 18, 2008
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