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An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.
Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor
by adamzan September 01, 2007
 
1.
Orginally from the Biblical Nimrod, a mighty hunter, it has come to mean socially inadequade.
"Oh he's a real Nimrod, he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."
by Niel Webster July 16, 2002
 
2.
The true definition of Nim Rod is "A great hunter", but after Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd this name for so long in Looney Tunes cartoons, it took on a new meaning....A moron or clutz.
Jacksonville isn't the capitol of texas, you fuckin Nim Rod
by Sho_ September 02, 2005
 
3.
One of the best albums by green day!
Nimrod is a fuckin sweet album
by Insomniac June 16, 2004
 
4.
Cute sea monster on Surface.
They wanted us to think they shot and killed Nimrod ... but he sneezed. Long live Nimrod!!
by enaiD December 22, 2005
 
5.
A bearded dragon that was named after the sea monster on surface. A very good animal that is only social with people and not other lizards.
Nimrod lives in a 50 gallon aquarium.
by Joey Comerford April 28, 2006
 
6.
a stupid person ( see dingus)
The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.
by Shawn B. March 30, 2003
 
7.
A supremely annoying person.
That nimrod kept asking me for money.
by Xaviong March 24, 2014