Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

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NURSE I'D LIKE TO FUCK