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7.
A nun I'd like to fuck
Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!
by purplesage August 26, 2012
 
1.
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
by Nilf January 07, 2007
 
2.
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck
That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.
by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005
 
3.
Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish
Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.
by Spanky22 October 15, 2010
 
4.
An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.
by The Supporter May 16, 2007
 
5.
Nurse I'd Like to Fuck
I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College
by FatCobra September 19, 2005
 
6.
neighbor i'd like to fuck
yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf
by gordon devoch November 16, 2003