Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck
That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.
Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish
Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.
An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."
Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.
CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs
MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs
FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.
Nurse I'd Like to Fuck
I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital
nursing students at Fanshawe College
neighbor i'd like to fuck
yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf
A nun I'd like to fuck
Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!