next to nothing; can also be used as an acronym like lol and omg. whereas nil is noob in life.
man: Dude.... what?
noob: C'mon man, she's so for that kind of thing.
man: Yeah, like you'd know what "that thing" is. You should stop talking, nil, before you get yourself in trouble you've never had before.
Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.