Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010

Nikespoil 

Nike compony Embargoed Iran national soccer team. It did not entitle Iranian players to use its productions.
Actually Nike aims to damage this team before 2018 FIFA world cup. When Iran was successful in this cup and won Morocco team in its first match, Nike spoiled terribly.
Now, when a person spoils badly, people say he/she nikespoiled.

Samira was showing her skill to riding bike but she suddenly fell down and nikespoiled.

Nikespoil by IranARS June 17, 2018

Size 13 Nikes 

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you

John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*

Size 13 Nikes by Just wanted to put one thing October 5, 2019

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Niels 

The perfect boy who you should never abandon and who will never abandon you, he's the nicest person you will ever meet and attractive as heck. If you find a Niels, don't ever let him feel sad or hurt him. He can make you happy just by flashing his perfect smile, and it's impossible to stay mad at him. His expressions and the way he talks, what he talks about, they will never bore you or anyone. He's an adorable soft boy and he should be treated with all the love and respect in the world, whether he's a friend or boyfriend. He loves hard so don't be afraid to do the same no matter what way you do.

Girl on a call: Becky, I'm going to a boy's house, I can't wait
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun

Niels by Yeah_It's_Me January 9, 2021

Niels 

The best person in the world. He will constantly make everyone have a good time and he will give the most pleasurable sex.

Look at that Niels. He is a legend

Niels by GabGub May 8, 2018

Cheese Nickels 

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.

Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."

Cheese Nickels by Samantha Huff and Alyssa Sebastian December 22, 2007