|8.||western sydney lad|
Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).
They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).
At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)
Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.
Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."
a place in western sydney, nsw, between penrith and blacktown. 2770. it is a place where aboriginals, indians, and fobs make the rules and by god you had better play by them, children as young as 12 will roll you, and if you arent @ centrelink before 7am you wont get in. mounty county is also known as mount druitt, mount druggit, mon drue (for the upper class people) and mount do-it. when the fireworks are let off @ night, this means the drugs are in. you know your cool if you wear your nautica hat and nike 'TNs'. if you live in mounty county you will know all about the tregear brawls, you will know that its 50km through whalan reserve, you dont eat kfc from emerton, you dont need money to go late night shopping because you just steal what you want, you know where the cops sit, you know that you never drive in the left hand lane down luxford road because cars always park there, you know that if you go to chifley college your parents dont care about your education, if you go to st agnes your either asian or rich. the 769 bus is ferral. rabens are all the craze. fluro is still in. you know that putting black electrical tape on the bottom of the 'I' on your number plate will then make it an 'L' is the most genius way to steal petrol. everyone knows that the aboriginals use their abstudy to by nike stuff. fobs get around in taragos and mini buses. everyone buys 2 dollars of devon with their shopping. everyone lives in housing commission, and if you dont your house is probably ...more...
Bumping is a genre of music that we think came from the infamous 'Stupid House' of the 90s. It combines the legendary donk bass with some really hard and fast beats ideal for doing some crazy-arse jumpstyle dancing. Therefore it is most liked by people with punky haircuts, 'Welcome 2 Paradise' clothing and Puma shoes with a lot of springs or Nike TNs for example.
Bumping is known (and created) in Russia, probably some countries around Russia and Spain, too.
Making a bumping song normally takes around five minutes while having breakfast; it doesn't include any supercomplex basslines 'cause theyre repeating the same 2 bars through the whole song, build-ups can be made pretty quick just by adding the classic alarm sound that comes with the famous Virtual DJ software, and also the melodies don't have to be too heart-touching.
But this is already enough to get everyone to say 'dis is so ****in awesomeeeeee' and is getting more and more popular everyday.
Also, the bumping donk bass has its own secret recipe that no one knows (similar to coca-cola), but it is known that the classical 90s donk was made by modifying a 'tubular bell' sound.
'There HAS to be someone more who knows this awesome stuff', say Spanish bumping-fans. We hope not.
Just kidding ;)
Video examples in youtube for bumping (music)
Spanish bumping: watch?v=M7kMR-P7rkE
Russian bumping: watch?v=bNCaCePJlv8&feature=related
Bumping & Jumpstyle: watch?v=lLAqBL1BxeI&feature=related
An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. 'Eshays' are almost always from a poor background, have little or no secondary education and rely on centrelink payments or theft to support their habits of illicit drug use, graffiti and purchasing "fresh gear".
Eshays are generally feared by the public and are notorious for bashing innocent people for their valuables, staring people down and hanging in packs.
Most eshays cannot fight at all however target their victims in large groups. Almost all smoke weed on a regular basis and often get on various other drugs (such as MDMA, amphetamines, LSD) at raves. They enjoy attending hardstyle concerts and are reputable for engaging in their 'gabber dance'.
They are easily identifiable from what they wear:
-striped polo shirts
-any nautica, polo RL, tommy hilfiger gear
- sports shorts
-Nike TNs Shox or airmax's
Eshay 1: Oii Braa, wanna get on sum mad pingas tonight?
Eshay 2: Yeah lad, we gotta get ourselves some ashcay first, how bout we staunch that faggot over there aye bra?
*faggot puts both eshays on their arse*
A term used to describe a young person who has not reached manhood. The Australians, due to the settlement of irish convicts in 1788, associate the word lad with a criminal of irish decent. Through the years, due to popular culture in the british media, they have changed their uniform from iron helmets and chest plates to nike tns and nautica shirts.
ned kelly was the first "lad" in australia.
jason moran (Victoria gangland killings) was just a well dressed lad.
all people from ireland during the 18th century were essentially skinny white kids that get in trouble with the law lad.