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nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.
Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!
nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

Niggameter 

Three-fifths of a meter.
The nearest store is about a niggameter away.
Niggameter by DJFistacular March 9, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african
Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer
Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

pigometer 

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.
My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!
pigometer by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006